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Cool Story, Bro! I thought I'd take the time to make a couple things clear for all Trolls/Aspiring Trolls/Gypsies.

1. What is a Troll?
The Internet term troll is said to have originated in the 1980's, but the earliest recorded usage of the term is in 1991 on Usenet. It is based off of Scandinavian Mythology, where the Troll is an obnoxious creature whose goal is to be mischievous. Internet Trolls cause lulz and distress to White Knights, Attention Whores, Twitards, Emos, Other Trolls, and Tom Cruise. True story.

2. lol how do i trolled good?
lol i dunno

3. What is a White Knight?
White Knights are essentially Trolls to the Trolls in defense of a Troll's target. The only real differences between a Troll and a White Knight is that White Knights are generally less witty or obnoxious than the troll, as they act more in a fanatical, as opposed to lulzy manner, which 'feeds' the trolls, whom by causing a white knight distress, succeed in creating lulz and drama, and are doing their job correctly, amitrite?

4.????

5.PROFIT!

So there you go. Those who want to add on to this so it becomes moar tl;dr go ahead and comment your addendum. kthx? bai!
  • Listening to: Boten Anna - Basshunter
  • Reading: 1337 h4xz0r's Handbook
  • Watching: Trolls kill each other
  • Playing: With your lives
  • Eating: Roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...
  • Drinking: stuff

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Yoshi1337 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Fag::rage: VORE IS FUCKED UP AND IF YOU WANT TO BE EATEN BY SOMEONE YOUR MENTALLY CHALLENGED AND YOUR A PSYCHO GO FUCK YOURSELF I'D RATHER DIE THAN BE IN YOUR MIND FOR ONE MINUTE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ASSHOLE GO LICK A GIRLS PUSSY ITS TOTALLY BETTER
Me::iconcoolstorybroplz:
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imaruler123 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2015  New Deviant
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 years
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Hi-Im-A-Narwhal Featured By Owner Edited Oct 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Supposedly after you do this, the phone will ring












































And there will be nobody there :iconspongebobrapefaceplz:
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FurryMessVSTheCogs Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Student General Artist
Whenever someone says this to me, I take it as a compliment.
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DragonHeal187 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014
Where is frances in Left 4 Dead?
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RainbowDash1265 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014  Student Digital Artist
OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!

1. Hold your breath for ten minutes.
2. Die.
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alevegaliolios Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015
It's impossible to suicide by holding your breath.

YOU HAD ONE JOB
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RainbowDash1265 Featured By Owner May 17, 2015  Student Digital Artist
yo mom had one job, getting an abortion
... she has faile d it seems
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TheLondonJamJar Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2015  Student General Artist
:iconyoutriedplz:
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