Cool Story, Bro! I thought I'd take the time to make a couple things clear for all Trolls/Aspiring Trolls/Gypsies.

1. What is a Troll?
The Internet term troll is said to have originated in the 1980's, but the earliest recorded usage of the term is in 1991 on Usenet. It is based off of Scandinavian Mythology, where the Troll is an obnoxious creature whose goal is to be mischievous. Internet Trolls cause lulz and distress to White Knights, Attention Whores, Twitards, Emos, Other Trolls, and Tom Cruise. True story.

2. lol how do i trolled good?
lol i dunno

3. What is a White Knight?
White Knights are essentially Trolls to the Trolls in defense of a Troll's target. The only real differences between a Troll and a White Knight is that White Knights are generally less witty or obnoxious than the troll, as they act more in a fanatical, as opposed to lulzy manner, which 'feeds' the trolls, whom by causing a white knight distress, succeed in creating lulz and drama, and are doing their job correctly, amitrite?

4.????

5.PROFIT!

So there you go. Those who want to add on to this so it becomes moar tl;dr go ahead and comment your addendum. kthx? bai!