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Cool Story, Bro! I thought I'd take the time to make a couple things clear for all Trolls/Aspiring Trolls/Gypsies.

1. What is a Troll?
The Internet term troll is said to have originated in the 1980's, but the earliest recorded usage of the term is in 1991 on Usenet. It is based off of Scandinavian Mythology, where the Troll is an obnoxious creature whose goal is to be mischievous. Internet Trolls cause lulz and distress to White Knights, Attention Whores, Twitards, Emos, Other Trolls, and Tom Cruise. True story.

2. lol how do i trolled good?
lol i dunno

3. What is a White Knight?
White Knights are essentially Trolls to the Trolls in defense of a Troll's target. The only real differences between a Troll and a White Knight is that White Knights are generally less witty or obnoxious than the troll, as they act more in a fanatical, as opposed to lulzy manner, which 'feeds' the trolls, whom by causing a white knight distress, succeed in creating lulz and drama, and are doing their job correctly, amitrite?

4.????

5.PROFIT!

So there you go. Those who want to add on to this so it becomes moar tl;dr go ahead and comment your addendum. kthx? bai!
  • Listening to: Boten Anna - Basshunter
  • Reading: 1337 h4xz0r's Handbook
  • Watching: Trolls kill each other
  • Playing: With your lives
  • Eating: Roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...
  • Drinking: stuff

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:icondragonheal187:
DragonHeal187 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014
Where is frances in Left 4 Dead?
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RainbowDash1265 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014  Student Digital Artist
OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!

1. Hold your breath for ten minutes.
2. Die.
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KyuubiCat1 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014
It didn't work.
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lionkingP Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014

excited hahahahhahhahhaha

Neko (Lennon)  Little Busters [V9] wats so funny???

excited my ass done a shit!!!!!!!!!Big Fool Emoji-19 (You done) [V2] 

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Typhlosion130 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014
:iconsquidwardplz::iconsaysplz: Hey Spongebob

:iconspongebobplz::iconsaysplz: Yes Squidward?

:iconsquidwardplz::iconsaysplz: I LOVE YOU BBY!!HeartHeart

:iconwtfspongebobplz::iconsaysplz:...Okay then

:iconangrypatrickplz::iconsaysplz: NO I LOVE SPONGEBOB MORE!!!

:iconkreepykrabsplz::iconsaysplz:NO I LOVE HIM MOAR!!!

:iconchocolatefishplz::iconsaysplz: NO I LOVE HIM MORE!!!!

:iconsquidwardplz::iconsaysplz:ME!!

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:iconkreepykrabsplz::iconsaysplz:MMMEEE!!!!!

:iconchocolatefishplz::iconsaysplz:MMMMEEEE!!!!

:iconsquidwardplz::iconsaysplz:ME!!

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:iconkreepykrabsplz::iconsaysplz:MMMEEE!!!!!

:iconchocolatefishplz::iconsaysplz:MMMMEEEE!!!!
10 Hours later...

:iconpeachysandyplz::iconsaysplz: DID SOMEBODY SAY BOOM!?!

All: NNNNNOOOOO!!!!

:iconexplosionplz:

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:icontheuglybarnacleplz::iconsaysplz:And Everyone died...

:iconuglybarnacleplz::iconsaysplz:The End 

:iconspongebobnoesplz::iconsaysplz: That didn't help at all...Crying
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GoldenKirby31186 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
What a wonderful story...
It was so great, you deserve some :iconfreeinternetplz:
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GLatendo Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014
:iconitsuglyplz:
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TheTexasGuy Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014
Everyone died? :iconblamedinklebergplz:
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Whetsit-Tuya Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Student Filmographer
:iconfreeinternetplz:
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KeroFirestar Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014
:lol:
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